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continue our journey of thoughts posthumous Ryamond Devos.

To those who chastise me because they like me, I prefer those who hate me and fuck me peace.

When I started at the cabaret, the audience was mostly composed of wealthy people.
I have nothing against the rich but ... they wear gloves.
So when they applaud you ... it felted!

It happens from time to time exclaiming "Happy Birthday! "At the end of the performance, assuming that at least one viewer is concerned. For he has the pleasure to say: "Here, today, for me he played! .

I had a boa ... it was a snake six feet long ... from crawling through.
Then said the other snakes, the light wave:
- The boa drinks!

Cher Monsieur,
Je suis heureux de vous faire part de ma nouvelle découverte, le stylo à encre invisible.
Pour lire cette missive, il vous suffira de repasser la plume du stylo sur le tracé des lettres et celles-ci deviendront apparentes.
Votre dévoué

Lorsqu’un chêne sent le sapin, il sait que sa dernière heure est arrivée.

Quand on regarde la Vénus de Milo, on se dit que la sculpture manque de bras.

L’avare :
- S’ils m’aiment, c’est pour mon bien.

Extrait de Raymond Devos, dream of words, Paris: Le Cherche Midi, 2007.

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Inanimate objects, do you have a soul?

I'm reading the posthumous collection of thoughts of Raymond Devos met by his secretary Peter Herran. The book is obviously disjointed, like the bundles up and found the famous Thoughts of Pascal. It is, at once, categorized as a dictionary, for registers. It includes the animation of comedian that I loved (and Cacou, if I remember correctly). I offer you a sample, suitable, as always, to meditation.

SOUL

I am still under the influence of violent emotion UUE.
I just spent a radio, a radiograph.
The doctor said
- What do you have?
- From melancholy!
- Can you be more specific? We will see that ...
It put me behind a bright screen and began to observe my inner life, while talking:
- Good ... the heart is ... liver ... it is there ... spleen ... in its place! ... Good! Lungs? Cough a bit to see!
- Hum! Hum!
- Yikes? Pray a little to see ...? But pray, then!
- I pray, doctor, but inside the heart is not!
- Yes, yes, the heart is! ... Liver side ...
- I did not!
- Yes! You, liver is here ... The lungs ... Cough! Cough!
It became more and more feverish ...
- We have to clearly ...
- What is it, doctor?
- There is that ...
- What? Say!
- You have no soul! I'm looking ... I do not see a soul ...
- Listen, this is not possible. I almost make it last week ...
- Well that's it! You do not fail because ... you've made!
- But I'd be dead!
- But you are!
- What?
- Clinically, you're still alive but spiritually, you are no longer of this world!
- So doctor, what should I do?
- Pray! Pray! Only that! Pray twice daily before each meal!
- Praying, but why?
- For your meals forever!
He's crazy! It's crazy, that doctor!

Raymond Devos, dream of words, al. "The sense of humor," Paris: Le Cherche Midi, 2007. [This quote: pp. 19-20; contrepeterie note the title]