To those who chastise me because they like me, I prefer those who hate me and fuck me peace.
When I started at the cabaret, the audience was mostly composed of wealthy people.
I have nothing against the rich but ... they wear gloves.
So when they applaud you ... it felted!
It happens from time to time exclaiming "Happy Birthday! "At the end of the performance, assuming that at least one viewer is concerned. For he has the pleasure to say: "Here, today, for me he played! .
I had a boa ... it was a snake six feet long ... from crawling through.
Then said the other snakes, the light wave:
- The boa drinks!
Cher Monsieur,
Je suis heureux de vous faire part de ma nouvelle découverte, le stylo à encre invisible.
Pour lire cette missive, il vous suffira de repasser la plume du stylo sur le tracé des lettres et celles-ci deviendront apparentes.
Votre dévoué
Lorsqu’un chêne sent le sapin, il sait que sa dernière heure est arrivée.
Quand on regarde la Vénus de Milo, on se dit que la sculpture manque de bras.
L’avare :
- S’ils m’aiment, c’est pour mon bien.
Extrait de Raymond Devos, dream of words, Paris: Le Cherche Midi, 2007.
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