Monday, July 16, 2007

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Inanimate objects, do you have a soul?

I'm reading the posthumous collection of thoughts of Raymond Devos met by his secretary Peter Herran. The book is obviously disjointed, like the bundles up and found the famous Thoughts of Pascal. It is, at once, categorized as a dictionary, for registers. It includes the animation of comedian that I loved (and Cacou, if I remember correctly). I offer you a sample, suitable, as always, to meditation.

SOUL

I am still under the influence of violent emotion UUE.
I just spent a radio, a radiograph.
The doctor said
- What do you have?
- From melancholy!
- Can you be more specific? We will see that ...
It put me behind a bright screen and began to observe my inner life, while talking:
- Good ... the heart is ... liver ... it is there ... spleen ... in its place! ... Good! Lungs? Cough a bit to see!
- Hum! Hum!
- Yikes? Pray a little to see ...? But pray, then!
- I pray, doctor, but inside the heart is not!
- Yes, yes, the heart is! ... Liver side ...
- I did not!
- Yes! You, liver is here ... The lungs ... Cough! Cough!
It became more and more feverish ...
- We have to clearly ...
- What is it, doctor?
- There is that ...
- What? Say!
- You have no soul! I'm looking ... I do not see a soul ...
- Listen, this is not possible. I almost make it last week ...
- Well that's it! You do not fail because ... you've made!
- But I'd be dead!
- But you are!
- What?
- Clinically, you're still alive but spiritually, you are no longer of this world!
- So doctor, what should I do?
- Pray! Pray! Only that! Pray twice daily before each meal!
- Praying, but why?
- For your meals forever!
He's crazy! It's crazy, that doctor!

Raymond Devos, dream of words, al. "The sense of humor," Paris: Le Cherche Midi, 2007. [This quote: pp. 19-20; contrepeterie note the title]

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