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continue our journey of thoughts posthumous Ryamond Devos.

To those who chastise me because they like me, I prefer those who hate me and fuck me peace.

When I started at the cabaret, the audience was mostly composed of wealthy people.
I have nothing against the rich but ... they wear gloves.
So when they applaud you ... it felted!

It happens from time to time exclaiming "Happy Birthday! "At the end of the performance, assuming that at least one viewer is concerned. For he has the pleasure to say: "Here, today, for me he played! .

I had a boa ... it was a snake six feet long ... from crawling through.
Then said the other snakes, the light wave:
- The boa drinks!

Cher Monsieur,
Je suis heureux de vous faire part de ma nouvelle découverte, le stylo à encre invisible.
Pour lire cette missive, il vous suffira de repasser la plume du stylo sur le tracé des lettres et celles-ci deviendront apparentes.
Votre dévoué

Lorsqu’un chêne sent le sapin, il sait que sa dernière heure est arrivée.

Quand on regarde la Vénus de Milo, on se dit que la sculpture manque de bras.

L’avare :
- S’ils m’aiment, c’est pour mon bien.

Extrait de Raymond Devos, dream of words, Paris: Le Cherche Midi, 2007.

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Inanimate objects, do you have a soul?

I'm reading the posthumous collection of thoughts of Raymond Devos met by his secretary Peter Herran. The book is obviously disjointed, like the bundles up and found the famous Thoughts of Pascal. It is, at once, categorized as a dictionary, for registers. It includes the animation of comedian that I loved (and Cacou, if I remember correctly). I offer you a sample, suitable, as always, to meditation.

SOUL

I am still under the influence of violent emotion UUE.
I just spent a radio, a radiograph.
The doctor said
- What do you have?
- From melancholy!
- Can you be more specific? We will see that ...
It put me behind a bright screen and began to observe my inner life, while talking:
- Good ... the heart is ... liver ... it is there ... spleen ... in its place! ... Good! Lungs? Cough a bit to see!
- Hum! Hum!
- Yikes? Pray a little to see ...? But pray, then!
- I pray, doctor, but inside the heart is not!
- Yes, yes, the heart is! ... Liver side ...
- I did not!
- Yes! You, liver is here ... The lungs ... Cough! Cough!
It became more and more feverish ...
- We have to clearly ...
- What is it, doctor?
- There is that ...
- What? Say!
- You have no soul! I'm looking ... I do not see a soul ...
- Listen, this is not possible. I almost make it last week ...
- Well that's it! You do not fail because ... you've made!
- But I'd be dead!
- But you are!
- What?
- Clinically, you're still alive but spiritually, you are no longer of this world!
- So doctor, what should I do?
- Pray! Pray! Only that! Pray twice daily before each meal!
- Praying, but why?
- For your meals forever!
He's crazy! It's crazy, that doctor!

Raymond Devos, dream of words, al. "The sense of humor," Paris: Le Cherche Midi, 2007. [This quote: pp. 19-20; contrepeterie note the title]

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How time flies. In any case I thank Passion all of our great friend and artist Cacou for their messages regularly. From the heart.

Now to the comments today. Sometimes difficult to bear his name. I personally experienced a bastard who had obviously made up his mind. But that suffering probably before that. Sometimes the problem is from where you least expect it. Thus, a little boy named Max, whose surname is Hell (= "hell"), was denied enrollment in a Catholic primary school in Melbourne, Australia on the pretext that his name would cause problems during its teachings religious.


The boy's father, Alex Hell, 45 years, Catholic and father of three children, whose name is of Austrian origin, said he was shocked with the news agency Australian Associated Press: "We are victims of our name," adding: " This is 2007, not 1407, we are no longer in the dark ages. "

Mr Hell said he had at one time proposed to change the surname of her son and call Wembridge, the maiden name of his wife, a suggestion which was very well received by the Senior Primary School St Peter the Apostle, Michael McGrath. But he later changed his mind and was then heard that her child would not be allowed to Suscribe to school. The school is then reversed its decision, but Mr Hell said today that there will record any reason his son: "I'd rather go to another school, we have no problem with public schools but we just wanted to deepen the education of Max. "

Mr Hell said he was moving with his family in the nearby city of Geelong and put Max in another school. School St Peter the Apostle for his part said they offered a place at Max and confirmed that Mr Hell had proposed changing the name of his son.

But I think especially our principal does not like hard rock music of his pays.Car, Australia, the bells of hell, is well known (see AC / DC ...) .

Source: AFP, 9 July 2007